I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Randomize
