if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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