Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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