You work out of a Hotel?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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