I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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