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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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