So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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