go do what you do best...puke behind churches
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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