He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Semen is not good for contacts.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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