have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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