I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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