So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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