We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
