I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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