: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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