at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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