Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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