I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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