He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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