And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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