she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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