My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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