ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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