You're so nebulous sometimes
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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