Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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