thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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