I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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