I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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