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Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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