What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
high people should be assigned attendants
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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