do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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