I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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