Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize