Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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