its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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