When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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