so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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