shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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