The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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