Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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