Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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