the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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