I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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