i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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