doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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