My brain says no but my pants say off.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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