I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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