Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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