well I can't set my house on fire every night
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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