But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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