He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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