I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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