last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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