Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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