This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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