You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
